It was snowing, we needed to clean out Danielle's garage. We decided to buy 20 boxes of cereal. We then tasted every single one. Nobody won. Nobody lost. But something was awakened.
That night, Extreme Cereal was born.
We are not food critics. We are not nutritionists. We are three people who take cereal extremely seriously and have opinions about it that the world deserves to hear. This website is our gift to the internet. You're welcome.
⚠️ Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with any cereal companies. Although we are open to sponsorships. General Mills call us.
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Emily built this website and also has strong opinions.
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🎯 Specialty: "Getting high and eating dry"
THE EXTREME CEREAL MISSION
To review, rank, debate, and celebrate cereal in all its forms. To give cereal the serious critical attention it deserves. To settle once and for all which cereals are EXTREME and which are merely fine. To provide the internet with at least one website dedicated entirely to this important pursuit.
"We didn't choose the cereal life. The cereal life chose us."
Q: Are you professional food critics?
A: No. We are extremely passionate amateurs. This is better.
Q: Can I submit my own cereal review?
A: No.
Q: Is cereal a soup?
A: This debate is ongoing and frankly above our pay grade. Don't ask again.
Q: What is the best cereal?
A: Please see our reviews page. We have opinions.
Q: Do you eat cereal with milk or dry?
A: Both are valid. Milk team and dry team can coexist. This is a safe space.