- NEW New blog post!! Cereal Mascots, Ranked by Romantic Viability: A Comprehensive Analysis.
- Weekly Drop #6 is up!! Honey Smacks Feel Like a Cereal You Secretly Aren't Supposed to Like.
- New blog post!! Is Granola a Cereal? An Investigation We Did Not Ask For But Cannot Ignore.
- Weekly Drop #5 is up!! Cap'n Crunch: The Mouth Injury We Keep Coming Back To.
- New blog post!! The Milk You Pour Into Your Cereal Is a Cry for Help, Actually.
- Weekly Drop #4 is up!! Cocoa Puffs Are Either Elite or Completely Pointless Depending on the Situation.
- Weekly Drop #3 is up!! Frosted Mini Wheats Shouldn't Be This Good But They Are.
- New blog post!! The Mix: A Meditation on Identity.
- Weekly Drop #2 is up!! Honey Bunches of Oats: A Lifestyle Decision.
- New blog post!! Big Spoon Energy Is a Red Flag.
- Weekly Drop #1 is up!! Lucky Charms: A Psychological Event.
- First blog post is up!! Serving Size Is a Suggestion, Not a Lifestyle.
- NEW Current Favorites section added â see what the crew is eating!!
- NEW EXTREME SYNTHWAVE redesign is LIVE. very cool. very extreme.
- Updated hit counter (we are now over 00,042 visitors!!)
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when asked if it was Raisin Bran Crunch, Angie responded "what I said, I would have said crunch if there was a crunch" so theres an attitude problem there
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